cool as dicks



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"Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count."

Heathers (1988)




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mystic-being:

THIS DOESNT MATCH MY BLOG BUT THIS IS THE REALIST SHIT IVE HEARD SINCE FRIED OREOS




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Ryan: I used to be cute, I don't know what happened, age.
Me: Excuse you. Excuse you. What the fuck did you just say. Do you want to fight? Is that it? I will fight to prove you are the hottest piece of swiss cheese I have ever encountered you are a flaming hot dad. Maybe you were cute but now you're fucking hotter than the sun. The fandom has an unhealthy thirst for you because you're like hot melted chocolate. Please Ryan. Please.



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Emerald: I murdered a man in cold blood
Emerald: I bragged about it
Emerald: While making insensitive remarks about his race
Emerald: The man I killed for shits and giggles
Emerald: I'm literally a racist murderer
Me: And don't you just look DARLING in the Beacon uniform you're gonna betray everyone in!
Emerald: Yeah I am p cute



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surprisebitch:

when you’re trying to save someone’s life by performing cpr

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allyson-wonderlnd:

What I love about Deadpool is that he’s got 2 attractive woman on his side and he’s more excited about Waldo. I love accurate cosplay.




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gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavin:

SOMEONE FUCKING POSTED THIS IN THE LET’S PLAY COMMENTS

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IM DEAD




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edwardspoonhands:

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invaderxan:

Mars. In true colour.

Just so you know, a lot of images of Mars which you’ll see have been manipulated. A lot of them have boosted contrast and saturation. So if you’ve ever wondered – images like this one are what Mars actually looks like.

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YOU ARE LITERALLY LOOKING THROUGH THE EYES OF A ROBOT ON ANOTHER FUCKING PLANET

If you don’t think that’s the tightest shit, you can get out of my face.

i wanted to reblog this so that everyone who sees it can realize just how amazing this is. you are looking at a photograph taken on an entirely different planet. an entire world that has been completely untouched by humanity until only recently. no human in the history of mankind has ever look at those rocks, the soil, the mountains, and the sky until now. and until we finally manage to set foot there for the very first time, no human has ever seen mars from this perspective with their own two eyes or feel the texture of the martian soil on the bottom of their boots. this was only possible by creating a robot, an actual robot, and shooting way out of the reaches of earth and with extremely careful calculations, have it safely land and deploy right where they want it. it’s a robot on another planet being controlled 225 million kilometers away, seeing and studying and sending information for us.

this is the sort of thing you would see in science fiction movies that are only a few decades old. what was only imagination and possibilities back then is now all in this photograph. im looking forward to see what happens in the coming decades

I’m so infatuated by this. 

225 million kilometers away and we got it on film that blows my mind

This isn’t what the real Mars looks like, the real one’s in 3-D

Your assignment today is to just look at this for at least sixty seconds without a break.




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padalickingood:

I.. don’t really have an explanation for this




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Joel explaining how Transformers work




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drunkroosters:

Barbara’s having a fun day at work today




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tiny-snail:

My mom is so mean to me




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beesmygod:

who the fuck is talking shit about the xkit guy i will drive to your house and perform a colonoscopy on you with my boot


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