cool as dicks

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#he looks so proud to have outsmarted hermione

#That one time Wizards used psychology instead of magic #And it was 200% effective

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"A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."

—some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

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Protesters in Ferguson, Missouri, adopted the ‘hands up, don’t shoot’ gesture after claims Mike Brown had his arms in the air when he was shot by police officer Darren Wilson.

The gesture has spread all the way to Hong Kong, where protesters are experiencing a violent police crackdown on the ‘pro-democracy’ demonstrations.

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Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort

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So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick


And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:


I can take photos like this:


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i fucking did it

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a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

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Going cakeless
Ray Narvaez Jr
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Some of Ray’s best quotes

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Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

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rvb + running gags: half shark

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This is a picture from the Curiosity Rover on Mars showing Earth from the Perspective of Mars. You are literally looking at your home from the Perspective of another planet.

shit i blinked

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i asked this question in 2011 and after three years i was nowhere near prepared for this answer

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